We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody ever tell you different.

New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.