// by Ambrose Bierce | Philosophy Department at St. Anselm College //

Education- That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)

There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.

Pray, n:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.